IDA-WHO?
arrived in idaho safe and sound. crying babies and a weird pit stop to a smoky cubicle in utah. im here to tell you about all the latest fads. listen carefully, right now, and do as i say:

travel back in time to when you were a minor(15 is the preferable age)

get a job at cinn-a-bon in a salt lake city airport(there's only one, so that should narrow it down)

get a nice carved wooden pipe(you can get one at walmart for $11.99, f.y.i. yo). . .

. . .and some crack. now smoke that shit and tell those DICK CLARK ROCK'N'ROLL RESTAURANT employees to fuck off bitches! this is a gang war and you ain't invited to the party!

gang wars in the SLC airport between food establishments. and smoking that sweet sweet crack out of cheap pipes. can it get any better?


anyway. it's snowy here in idaho. merry christmas. be glad you're not flying and enjoy your holiday!

love-emily