anon_cockatiel (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} anon_cockatiel) wrote,@ 2007-01-06 18:32:00 |
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my father is on the phone talking about his "Pirate Class" with a peer.
My teenage sister is in her room in sweatshorts and make-up caked face upset that im driving her to her concert tonight(im really not driving her, i lied to upset her. it worked. hilariousness!)
And my mother might have started "the change" today. Her doctor has her on a strict diet of protien starting today. The woman has a fortress made of peanuts, yogurt, soynuts, protien bars, and whatever else she could get her hands on at the health food store in our kitchen. She just finished blowing the Shofar(see below) in the living room. It's a horn that sounds like a dying moose. Anyway, she's made her way to the computer room and is playing christmas songs on the piano while a thorn is stuck in her finger. She decided to pick piano back up today.
Everything is great.
p.s. the oil change guy gave me his phone # along with my .32 cents in change. Big ups to Justin at Penzoil on Broad ladies. He's single! Or maybe just a dirty ho, who knows? Anyway I told him my boyfriend would probably kill him if he found out so I just wouldn't say anything. Does this count?
Shofar:
My teenage sister is in her room in sweatshorts and make-up caked face upset that im driving her to her concert tonight(im really not driving her, i lied to upset her. it worked. hilariousness!)
And my mother might have started "the change" today. Her doctor has her on a strict diet of protien starting today. The woman has a fortress made of peanuts, yogurt, soynuts, protien bars, and whatever else she could get her hands on at the health food store in our kitchen. She just finished blowing the Shofar(see below) in the living room. It's a horn that sounds like a dying moose. Anyway, she's made her way to the computer room and is playing christmas songs on the piano while a thorn is stuck in her finger. She decided to pick piano back up today.
Everything is great.
p.s. the oil change guy gave me his phone # along with my .32 cents in change. Big ups to Justin at Penzoil on Broad ladies. He's single! Or maybe just a dirty ho, who knows? Anyway I told him my boyfriend would probably kill him if he found out so I just wouldn't say anything. Does this count?
Shofar:
